Belarusian team "Doctor House" made mediocre jokes about Belarus and Belarusians in a Russian show
Pinsk, Orsha, "Belarus" tractors, and Roma people all got a mention.

A moment from the performance of the "Doctor House" team. Video screenshot: kvn_obozrenie / vkvideo.ru
At the end of last year, a new humorous show "Komandy" (Teams) began airing on Russia's "Channel One". It has the format of the Club of the Merry and Resourceful (KVN), but without the competitive spirit. The main goal, according to the creators, is to entertain the audience. The program is hosted by Belarusian Vadim Galygin.
In the third episode of the show, the "Doctor House" team took part, beginning their performance with a self-introduction.
— Belarusians are on stage! And Belarus, by the way, ranks fifteenth in the alphabetical list of countries. Ahead of countries like Germany, USA, Japan…
— Russia…
— No need. Belarusians can only speak well of Russians…
After this beginning, the team captain noted that many Russians only know the city of Minsk in Belarus, while the country has "many other cities, and what cities they are!"
The presentation began with Vitebsk and Orsha:
— Here's Vitebsk…
— …the city where "Slavianski Bazaar" takes place!
— …"Slavianski Bazaar" — the place thanks to which Malezhik still has a job. What other cities are there?
— Orsha.
— Orsha is the most reading city in Belarus. There are two prisons there.
From Orsha, they moved to Polotsk:
— There's also the city of Polotsk, the oldest city in Belarus, it's 1163 years old. And next to it is the city of Novopolotsk, which is 67 years old. Do you know what the joke is? They look identical.
And then they poked fun at the economy:
— Well, what about the wonderful city of Gomel?
— Ah, yes, the wonderful city of Gomel… Remind me, what's wonderful about it?
— Well, tell them that all Belarusian oil is there.
— Yes, all Belarusian oil is in Gomel… from Russia.
Sporting achievements were not forgotten either:
— Pinsk!
— Bless you!
— It's a city.
— Oh, yes, Pinsk. Friends, all wooden furniture in Belarus is produced in Pinsk. By pure coincidence, the Belarusian national football team is from there. That's the one thanks to which the Russian national football team hasn't lost in three years.
Politics also got a mention:
— There's also the city of Grodno, a city on the border with Poland. There's a really cool pastime there: watching Poles build a fence. The main thing is they're so cunning: the pretty side for themselves, and nails for us.
— Goats.
— The city of Kozy (Goats)! A great city…
— No, I'm not talking about the city.
The team concluded their tour of Belarusian cities with the topic of the famous cleanliness of the streets, making fun of one of the country's brands – the "Belarus" tractor:
— In general, friends, we have many cool, beautiful cities with their own culture and history. But one thing unites them: wherever you spit — it's clean everywhere. Because the "Belarus" tractor cleans them. By the way, many mistakenly think, when they see our tractor, that it washes the streets. In fact, it just leaks.
Unexpectedly, the team concluded their greeting with a mention of Roma people:
— So, friends, come to Belarus. Belarus, by the way, is a very rich country. Roma people are not fools, they won't stay just anywhere.
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