Proud post by 'Drazdy' soloist about his sexual prowess ended in a fiasco
Here's what the singer had to hear.
Photo from Vitaly Karpanau's Threads page
«Today I turned 53! 'Drazdy' are on tour and in great shape! Sex 9-12 times a week! Holding the line!» — proudly wrote Vitaly Karpanau, the soloist of the 'Drazdy' band, on his Threads.
It should be noted immediately that Vitaly was actually born on January 12, 1982. Thus, he is 43 years old, and his birthday has long passed. However, users paid no attention to this clearly provocative post and immediately plunged into discussion. As a result, the post gained over 310 thousand views in five days. But people liked not the post itself, but the mocking comments.
«And what disease makes people write all this nonsense and expose themselves in their underwear?» — one of the subscribers wonders.
Other commentators focused on wardrobe details:
«Why pull the underwear up so high?», «I'll be 60 in September, I'll go get some underwear», «With such a presentation, underwear is completely superfluous».
Attention was also paid to the artist's style:
«And sunglasses — so as not to be blinded by the radiance of your reflection in the mirror?», «And that's why you wore glasses indoors and pulled your underwear up to your neck, so that the Drazdy wouldn't recognize you and increase the number of matings?»
A significant part of the mockery concerned the singer's sexual successes:
«Why did everyone attack the man? Aren't you ashamed? Well, the guy made a typo — he wanted to write: «sex 12-15 minutes a week». You know yourselves how T9 can spoil the whole text»,
«9-12 times on Sunday — that's good. And what do you do on weekdays?»
Some readers, not appreciating the humor, turned to serious criticism:
«Tell me, this crap you're describing, from what age does it start? Just so I know what to prepare for.»
«I showed this to my elder son, gave him a spare key to the gun safe, and asked him to shoot me without mercy if I ever start posting such photos... that won't be me anymore,» — another reader categorically adds.
But most users liked the thread precisely as a source of amusement:
«Came for the comments, didn't regret it», «Died laughing reading the girls' comments!!!», «Didn't even intend to go into the comments... Ended up in tears!», «God save the commentators».
Some noticed the inconsistency in the numbers: «Googled when you were born, turns out it was 26 days before me. On the other hand, it means I'm 53,» — someone wrote. A user also came forward claiming that his nephew was in the same class as the future artist. But he is now 45 years old.
Karpanau, in turn, replied with humor: «So, I pulled ahead a bit:)».
More attentive observers also noticed photo editing:
«It feels like the body is from one person, the legs from another. The underwear was taken from a third altogether)))».
«The photo is not badly edited, of course, but it ignited the Threads residents. The comments are simply amazing».
«This is a first for me, already choosing new underwear,» — Karpanau jokes and actively likes all the tricky remarks.
«Relax, bro, it's okay now, everyone understood that you're cool,» — someone from the subscribers supported Karpanau. The musician, in response, promised that this performance is not over yet and new surprises await.
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